One word: vomit.
First of all, Edward was hideous! "Angel-like"? Not in a million years.
Then you had to get past all of the horrible acting. The best actor was Bella's dad and he had a tiny role.
Jed and I were laughing out loud throughout most of the movie because it was SO CHEESY!!!
If there wasn't so much hype about the (awful) book, this movie would have tanked at the box office. Nuff said.