So I'm driving to work, having a pleasant conversation with my loving husband, when all of the sudden my windshield gets pwned by this huge spray of white liquid! What the heck?
There were three culprits:
1. The idiot who dropped the thing in the street in the first place.
2. The dork in the next lane who ran over the thing just as a was driving by.
3. The thing: A full jug of milk.